You will break your book buying ban.
You will cry at the end of at least one book.
You will want to talk to others about an awesome book you've read.
You will suffer from a book hangover.
You might watch the movie before reading the book (Oops!).
You won't always finish a series.
Not everyone is going to like what you like--but you can always try to argue your point (politely).
You will bond with strangers over certain books.
You will read at least one hyped-up book in your reading life.
You will be extremely disappointed more than once after reading a book.
But you will connect with at least one book in a way that is beyond other peoples' understanding.
You will share stories about other readers who just don't get it.
You will encounter people who criticize what you read.
You will always find at least one community of readers (Thank you, internet!)
You will drink a cup of something hot at least once while you're reading.
Then you will mention it casually in a conversation with other readers.
Or take a picture of it and put it on the web.
You will shamelessly fall in love with a book others have judged.
You will form your own bookish opinions.
You will try to get almost anyone to read that last book you read because it was just AWESOME.
You will hope it's raining when you're about to sit down to read, at least once in your reading life.
You will see bookstores online and vow to visit them one day.
You will proudly state that you are a reader.